DIARY OF WEARY SEATTLE TRAVELER

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December 27

9:00 am

Wake up to cheerful message alert on phone. Loosely translated: “So sorry to have ruined your trip. Flight canceled. Please do call and muddle your way through twenty hours of horrific hold music so we can offer you unsatisfactory options and heavy sighs.”

9:15 am